Pre-History Rewritten! For the First Time!...

At a recent time traveling expo in Boston, New Canada, audiences bore witness to a truly unique event. Kung, the keynote speaker and a member of the class of early hominids known as Homo Erectus, raised eyebrows and shattered the common notion of 'before recorded time' by explaining what a typical day was like for him. Highlights included forging simple tools, sweeping the moss from his cave, and fiddling around with himself. Journalists and reporters scrambled to be the first to get the groundbreaking news on air and in print. We were able to get some early impressions from members of the eclectic crowd:

"I was surprised how much I could relate to [Kung]. He was talking about life 1.2 million years ago but he could have been describing my average weekend."
-Phil Crowder
Time Travel Enthusiast

"You know, we have this image of early man as being beast-like and primal, but Kung is really quite a gentleman."
-Nancy MacPherson
Event Coordinator

"Blooooo fffp ffffp ###eegm HUP!"
-#^%...ler
Mercury Based life-form
from planet Zappa-8

In the end, the event was quite successful, for the promoters and the travelers alike. Boston proved so attractive a location that it has already been named as the site of the next Time Traveler's convention, scheduled tentatively for May of 1788. Keynote speaker Kung reportedly came away with a good deal of promotional materials including CD's, Ray Bans, a Juicer and a pair of Nike's. Unconfirmed sources say that he also agreed to do a 10 episode reality series with the working title "Dawn of Man".