In the land of the southpaws, the left-brained man is king...

So, I thought that after 4 years and 80 posts, it would be cute to gather them together and call it some kind of 'book' or 'collection'. All that really accomplished was to get me to stop writing for awhile because I thought I needed to 'collect' what I had already written. Perhaps after 5 years and (maybe) 100 posts, I will be ready to take on a project like that. For now, since the process of writing seems to be an incredibly fragile one, easily snuffed, snapped or surrendered, I just need to plow ahead. Let them 'collect' me after I'm gone. I might actually sell that way.
Anyhow, I am just a few hours from leading a team of far-smarter-than-I-ams into battle at Medieval Times. There are thousands of dollars on the line, not to mention bragging rights. There can only be one king in the kingdom of the nerds. Tomorrow is yet another attempt at self-coronation. Do not fear. I will succeed. They will all one day squint in my direction and snort as they laugh.