Back on the horse with some political discourse...

I don't know who Ann Coulter is, but anyone who can get politicians to cry at their own tea party has my vote. It is unfair, though, that she uses her scope to consistantly make such unfortunate comments. I mean, politicians are by the people, for the people, aren't they? They are such pillars of strength, moral integrity, consistancy, and charity. How dare she carelessly drop comment upon any of these beacons of hope and purity, these avatars of justice and democracy. I would suggest they grow up, but my thought is that an adult politician could figure out a way to do much more damage than an infant one, so let's just keep them in the cradle where they belong.
Just imagine. If we let politicians grew up, they might wreck countries instead of cars. They might cut their teeth on American troops instead of action figures. They might blow the GNP on WMP instead of their allowance on a d-a-t-e. They might go from losing toys in the cellar to losing troops behind enemy lines. I say we take a vote before we allow one more would-be politician to pass through adolescence. Or, we could just take the Herodian approach and kill the children of all ivy-leaguers and be done with it. Just a thought.